Introducing our Chicken Face Mask, a stylish and sophisticated accessory for those seeking to make a whimsical statement. Meticulously crafted from the highest quality polyester available, this mask embodies both charm and finesse. Each mask undergoes a rigorous inspection process conducted by esteemed Nobel Prize-winning ornithologists, ensuring that only the best reach our discerning customers. In an amusing twist, our distinguished panel of live chickens conducts the final approval, adding an extra layer of authenticity and whimsy to this unique accessory. When a chicken clucks once, it signifies approval, and the Chicken Face Mask passes its final test. A double cluck indicates a resounding 'yes,' affirming the mask's exceptional quality. However, should our feathered friends cluck thrice, we regret to inform you that those birds are sold to KFC as a humorous consequence of their insubordination—truly a rare and amusing fate! Designed to resemble an exaggerated chicken beak, the Chicken Face Mask is constructed with an all-polyester design featuring elastic ear loops and a comfortable woven broadcloth lining. While it may not serve as personal protective equipment, we believe it's a must-have for your car; a quick adjustment can turn an awkward encounter with law enforcement into a light-hearted moment. We like to think that wearing this mask will leave a lasting impression, allowing you to charm your way out of a potential ticket. Embrace the playful spirit of our Chicken Face Mask and prepare to turn heads wherever you go!

Price: $5.99

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